A nice one (Source: Unknown)

hi all,

Read below something very interesting.....

Some thingz in your life u can never escape:

LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM: When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

CANNON'S KARAMIC LAW: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE : At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

OWEN'S LAW : As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffeee is cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW : You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near
the mailbox.

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A forward that I received (I don't know the source)

This a smart one...worth forwarding endlessly... cheers.

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir belongs to them

This is one mail I recommend to be shared with 'ALL INDIANS' including the world at large.

JAI HIND

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Kargil day

Kargil day ...

I received an e-mail to my ID, whose subject was ' Fw: Kargil day..... (Never Ignore ).. Do spare a minute to remember the ones who guarded us....'. The message went on:

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Bolo Bharath Mata ki Jai...

IF YOU WORSHIP YOUR BOLLYWOOD STAR OR YOUR CRICKETING IDOL….. THINK AGAIN… THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT MUCH MORE THAN THEM……. READ THIS MAIL FULLY…. ESPECIALLY THE LETTER WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE JAWAANS TO HIS FAMILY …. SALUTE THEM FOR ALL THEIR SACRIFICE …. READ THE LETTER BELOW…………….. WE RECAPTURED OUR LAST HILL FROM PAKISTAN BUT WE LOST OUR MOST VALUABLE, GREAT WARRIORS, BRAVE BROTHERS .TODAY IT'S TIME TO REMEMBER THEM A SALUTE TO OF KARGIL WAR KARGIL'S FIRST HERO Lt. Saurabh Kalia His UNIFORM as a MEMORY Capt.Vikram Batra Param Vir Chakra(Posthumous) Grenedier. Yogendra Singh Param Vir Chakra RFN .Sanjay Kumar (Param Vir Chakra) Major Padmapani Acharya, Maha Vir Chakra (Posthumous) Of the 2nd Battalion of The RAJPUTANA RIFLES Lieutenant Balwan Singh, Maha Vir Chakra Of the 18th Battalion of GRENADIERS Regiment Major M Saravanan, VirChakra, 1 Bihar Lieutenant Kanad Bhattacharya, Sena Medal (Posthumous)( 22 YEARS ) Captain Saju Cherian, Sena Medal 307 Medium Regiment Lieutenant Keishing Clifford Nangrum, Maha Vir Chakra (Posthumous) Of the 12th Battalion of JAMMU AND KASHMIR Light Infantry Captain R Jerry Prem Raj, Vir Chakra (Posthumous), 158 Medium Regiment Major Sonam Wangchuk, Maha Vir Chakra Of the LADAKH Scouts v Officers & Jawans from the 2nd Rajputana Rifles pray before going into battle, to get back Tololing Top. Behind the jawan in the foreground (with a 5.56mm INSAS rifle) is Captain Vijayant Thapar . His face is partly hidden and is seen sporting a beard. Lieutenant Thapar laid down his life, in the capture of Tololing Top and was awarded the Vir Chakra posthumously for his valour. Major Padmapani Acharya, 2nd Rajputana Rifles, leads his men into battle after the successful capture of Tololing Top. The 2 Raj. Rifles' next assignment was to capture the Knoll mountain feature in the Black Rock area, which is in the Drass sub-sector. It was here, that Major Acharya laid down his life in the highest traditions of the Indian Army on 29 June 1999. He was awarded the Maha Vir Chakra, posthumously . Making the way through narrow valley The Leh-Batalik road is as notorious as the Srinagar-Kargil road. At its beginning lie staging areas, at its end fierce fighting and often, death. Jawans patrol the rugged slopes near Batalik. For them, there is little time for rest and little time to think, always poised on the edge of action. Capt.Vijayant Thapar (Robin) He Laid down for OUR BETTER TOMORROW At the age of only 22 His Last Letter to his parents Moments before the final assault Capt. Vijyant Thapar (Robin) left this letter at the war front base, to be handed over to his family. AND AFTER THAT HE CAME BACK HOME WITH TRI COLOR DRAPED Jawans from the 2nd Rajputana Rifles, remember their 23 comrades who fell in the decisive battle for the Tololing Top. The battalion earned four Maha Vir Chakras, one of India 's highest medals for gallantry, three of them being awarded posthumously. Captain (Dr.) Rajshree Gupta, Army Medical Corps (AMC), salutes the tricolour-draped coffin of her husband, Major Vivek Gupta of the 2nd Rajputana Rifles, who died fighting the enemies. JAIHIND!!!! KINDLY SPARE A MAIL TO FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS ALONG WITH OTHER IMPORTANT MAILS U SEND THRUThis was a forward message I recieved. I really feel that they are the real heroes! I felt this is really true ...I really thought that this is a very valid message ...please spare a minute for your country, and read this message, and share it with many. I apologise if pics are not visible ...pls tell me what I should do to make it visible if it is not visible (Have copied and pasted it from my mail). I don't know the source. Jaihind ….

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I think it IS something girls have to pay attention for:

I recently received a forward message titled "GIRLS BE CAREFUL PLEASE.....THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR U..... too..men..the fathers, brothers,husbands, sons,friends"

I don't know the source ..but I thought this is very important for girls and women:

HI All,

Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S -( Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not ? ------ (Not a Joke!)
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels
and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror
hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e.,
they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or
bedrooms.
It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty
what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if
there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,
then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail,
then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you
from the other side).. So remember, every time you see a mirror, do
the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real
mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the
glass.
Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it
in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.

Ladies:
Share this with your friends.

Men:
Share this with your sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.

Pass this message to all Ur friends

Pls show everyone!!!!!!

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A forward with a 'joke'

A nice joke-

I think to start with ...I'll publish a joke! ...let's have a happy start!
This is a very nice joke which someone already told me ...I don't know the source:

I received this through a mail ....
Its cool.

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next.Q





The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa.never give up.one more..




Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.





Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe




Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
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Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki J


Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?















































why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....n u get back to your work :D ...heheheh !!!!!!!!

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What I'm gonna post here ....

We get e-mails-e-mails that include important e-mails, e-mails from friends and relatives, spams and more. Among the various e-mails we get, we get a category of e-mails that are called 'forwarded mails',which are sometimes spam,interesting,need to be seen and so on. In this blog, am gonna update interesting and MUST READ forwards ....and don't worry ..I won't be posting any 'stupid' forwards here.

if u wanna rec 4wards 2 ur mail, mail me @
niceforwardsforwarder@gmail.com
Jus say "My ID is ..."
No spam pls

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