facts about life+jokes

Golden facts about life, friends and more
jokes! (Source: forwarded messages on one of my friend's mobile)

1. 'L I V E T O G E T H E R'

What did you just read?

Live Together
or
Live to get her.

'LIFE is the way, How you Look at it.'

2. First line to be written in exam: "All d answers written below are imaginary and pure fiction. Any resemblance is unintentional and purely coincidental."

3. BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE:
Birth=Opening balance
Death=closing balance
Soul=fixed asset
Brain=fixed deposit
Heart=current A/C
Friends=General reserve
Behaviour=Good will
Love=Dividend

4. 2008 Love Story

Hero Loves Heroin

but Heroin loves villain

but villian loves hero's sister

but hero's sister loves heroin's brother

heroin's brother loves loves villian's sister

but villian's sister loves hero's brother

Finally 2 persons commit suicide:

They are:
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Producer and Director!

5. If Titanic was made in India:

a) there would be a rain song with Kate in a white saree
b)There would be a rain song with Kate in a white saree
c) hero and heoin would float in cold water for four days and still survive, but the villian would die just in the first dip
d)The iceberg would be sent by the heroin's father to teach the hero a lesson
e) None of the women would float due to heavy designer saree
f)half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC/MBC!

6. If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


Why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle?

Why do you still call it a building when it is already built?


If it is true that we are here to help others, then what are others here for?


We are a funny bunch of people living in a seriously funny world. Life Rocks.

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send this message to all whom you want to ...simply to help them to start their day with a smile, happily!

Good morning!