Wednesday, May 13, 2009

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hi all,
Read below something very interesting.....
Some thingz in your life u can never escape:
LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM: When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

CANNON'S KARAMIC LAW: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE : At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

OWEN'S LAW : As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffeee is cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW : You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near
the mailbox.
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