#Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
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#Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
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#Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
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#Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
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#A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else
they never will be.....
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#Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally
passed by the manager
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THE BEST ONE :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces
