Did you know that a flight number from one of the
Planes that hit one of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was
Q33N.

In Notepad / WordPad or MS Word, type that flight number i.e Q33N.

Increase the font size to 72.

Change the font to Wingdings.

...... u will be amazed by the
findings!!!....................... It itself tells the
Story of destruction of the twin towers!!!

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Award Winning Poem!

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE


This is the winner:-

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --

that is until I met your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “'Go to hell.”'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime

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Today's Joke!

This American guy started the day early having set his alarm clock
 (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.

 While his coffeepot
 (MADE IN CHINA)

 Was shaving with his electric razor
 (MADE IN HONG KONG)

 He put on a dress shirt
 (MADE IN SRI LANKA),

 designer jeans
 (MADE IN SINGAPORE)

 and tennis shoes
 (MADE IN KOREA)

 After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
 (MADE IN INDIA)

 he sat down with his calculator
 (MADE IN MEXICO)

 to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch
 (MADE IN TAIWAN)

 to the radio
 (MADE IN INDIA)

 he got in his car
 (MADE IN GERMANY)

 filled it with GAS
 (from Saudi Arabia)

 and continued his search
 for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
 At the end of yet another discouraging
 and fruitless day checking his Computer
 (Made In Malaysia),

 John decided to relax for a while.
 He put on his sandals
 (MADE IN BRAZIL)

 poured himself a glass of wine
 (MADE IN FRANCE)

 and turned on his TV
 (MADE IN INDONESIA),

 and then wondered why he can't find
 a good paying job in AMERICA
 AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP
 FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA!

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World Economics!!!

BRILLIANT - WORLD ECONOMICS

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt,and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to choose one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note,and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.... .

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States is doing business today.

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Why Husbands do not answer?

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?'
HUSBAND: .......?
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes'
HUSBAND: 'No, her size 6.'
WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: 'shit.

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Modern Maths!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy


if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work


In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work (Eqn 1)

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money (Eqn 2)

If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys (Eqn 3)


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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep


Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend (Eqn 4)


If, Women -

spend = Donkeys

In other words,


Women that don't spend = Donkeys (Eqn 5)


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To Conclude:

From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend

So,
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend

From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

And the Donkeys live happily ever after!

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