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> One
> > day while walking down
> the street a highly successful
> > Human Resources
> > Manager was tragically
> hit by a bus and she
> > died...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Her soul
> > arrived up in heaven
> where she was met at the Pearly
> > Gates by St... Peter
> > himself.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Welcome to Heaven,"
> said St.
> > Peter. "Before you
> > get settled in though,
> it seems we have a problem.
> > You see, strangely
> > enough, we've never
> once had a Human Resources
> > Manager make it this far
> > and we're not really
> sure what to do with
> > you."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "No problem, just let
> me in," said
> > the woman.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Well, I'd like to, but
> I have
> > higher orders. What we're
> > going to do is let you
> have a day in Hell and a day
> > in Heaven and then
> > you can choose
> whichever one you want to spend an
> > eternity in."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Actually, I think I've
> made up my
> > mind, I prefer to stay in
> > Heaven", said the woman
> "Sorry, we have
> > rules..." And with
> > that St. Peter put the
> executive in an elevator and
> > it went
> > down-down-down to hell.
>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The doors opened and
> she found herself
> > stepping out onto the
> > putting green of a
> beautiful golf course. In the
> > distance was a country
> > club and standing in
> front of her were all her
> > friends - fellow
> > executives that she had
> worked with and they were
> > well dressed in evening
> > gowns and cheering for
> her. They ran up and kissed
> > her on both cheeks and
> > they talked about old
> times. They played an excellent
> > round of golf and
> > at night went to the
> country club where she enjoyed
> > an excellent steak
> > and lobster dinner.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > She met the Devil who
> was actually a really
> > nice guy (kind of
> > cute) and she had a
> great time telling jokes and
> > dancing. She was having
> > such a good time that
> before she knew it, it was time
> > to leave. Everybody
> > shook her hand and
> waved goodbye as she got on the
> > elevator.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The elevator went
> up-up-up and opened back up
> > at the Pearly Gates
> > and found St. Peter
> waiting for her.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Now it's time to spend
> a day in
> > heaven," he said. So
> > she spent the next 24
> hours lounging around on clouds
> > and playing the
> > harp and singing. She
> had great time and before she
> > knew it her 24 hours
> > were up and St. Peter
> came and got her.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "So, you've spent a day
> in hell and
> > you've spent a day in
> > heaven. Now you must
> choose your eternity,"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The woman paused for a
> second and then
> > replied, "Well, I
> > never thought I'd say
> this, I mean, Heaven has
> > been really great and all,
> > but I think I had a
> better time in Hell." So St.
> > Peter escorted her
> > to the elevator and
> again she went down-down-down
> > back to Hell. When the
> > doors of the elevator
> opened she found herself
> > standing in a desolate
> > wasteland covered in
> garbage and filth. She saw her
> > friends were dressed
> > in rags and were
> picking up the garbage and putting
> > it in sacks. The
> > Devil came up to her
> and put his arm around her.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "I don't understand,"
> stammered
> > the woman,
> > "yesterday I was here
> and there was a golf
> > course and a country club
> > and we ate lobster and
> we danced and had a great
> > time. Now all there is a
> > wasteland of garbage
> and all my friends look
> > miserable."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The Devil
> > looked at her smiled
> and told...
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> > "Yesterday we were
> recruiting you,
> > today you're an
> > Employee"
> >
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> > Vinod M
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